The Real Star

Amora

Amora

Hi. I'm Amora. You may have heard Orville mention me once or twice. Or several hundred times. I let him live here and in exchange he feeds me, walks me, and refers to me as "the brains of the operation." He's not wrong. He wouldn't have gotten through this course without me. He said it himself. Anyways, this page is all about me. As all pages should be.

I Typed This Myself

Yes this whole page. He tried to stop me. I prevailed.

I really did type this out all by myself.

On My Best Behaviour

This section showcases my impeccable character. I stand by every decision shown here.

I'm not begging. This is a formal request.
I will get that coconut shell. It's only a matter of time.
I stole somebody's hat
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I stole somebody's hat. Olly can never catch me.
Laundry
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It was clean. I improved it.
PSA: don't smoke
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Don't smoke. Not everyone can pull of this look.

Making New Friends

I am a very social animal. I don't discriminate – cows, ponies, turtles. All welcome.

Big cow
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Very big. Very friendly. 10/10 would meet again.
Friendly pony
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A pony. He's so small haha.
Hey it's me, but a statue
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Hey, it's me. But a statue. We had a moment.
Hey it's me, but a statue 2
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Closer inspection. She's beautiful.
Looking at turtles
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Turtles. Slow. I respect the commitment.

Exploring The World

Orville keeps taking me places. I have my opinions about them.

Beach day
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Beach day. The sand was fine. The water was not.
I don't like to swim
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For the record: I don't like to swim.
The lake. I approached. With caution.
Weee on a swing
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Weee

Nap Time Is Sacred

I need this. I cannot function without at least 16 hours of sleep per day. I am a very busy dog.

Sunbathing
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I like to make the most of the sunshine.
Shag carpet mode
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Shag carpet mode. Do not disturb.
Napping
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Peak comfort. Science cannot improve upon this.
Napping
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Deeply asleep. Important work.
Napping
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"Do you mind? I am trying to nap."
Napping
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This is my happy place.
Napping
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"I've only been sleeping for 4 hours, I need to get back to bed"
Napping
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Step away from my bed please.

When My People Come Home

This is the best part of the day. Every single time. Even if they only left for five minutes. Especially then.

She tried to sneak. No one gets past me.
The correct greeting protocol.
Mandatory cuddles. Non-negotiable.
Belly rubs
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This is what I require upon arrival.
Sunbathing
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Greeting bellyrubs in the sun.

I Like To Move It Move It

I am an athlete. A professional. Please observe my form.

I. Am. Speed. He thought he could get away from me.
I trained for this.
Natural rhythm. Can't teach this. Worked up an appetite by the end there.
Before I could twirl, I had to stand.

Little But Lethal

I was always this cute. These are just the receipts.

Just a baby
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Just a baby. Already had it figured out.
I'm a princess
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I'm a princess.
That's my crown
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That's my crown.
Do you like my dress
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Do you like my dress?
Amora
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My "Whatcha eating there?" face.
Stuffed toy
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I understand why you might mistake me for a stuffed toy.
I'll stand guard
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I'll stand guard. No threat shall pass.
Huh?
Just baby me, getting belly rubs.